Radioactive Face Mask (1953)
“What’s going on?
It’s the latest way to cover up signs of age and employs a mask which contains radioactive elements.
Invisible rays will reach out from that mask and revitalise the bloodstream. It’s a treatment which is claimed to begin where cosmetic preparations stop short.
They are not going to mummify her but it’s a delicate treatment that calls for very exact timings. She mustn’t be overcooked!
Incidentally, the apparatus are so constructed that the radio waves can be concentrated wherever they are needed just like electric shock treatments.
Judge for yourself how pleasing are the results and then tell the missus.”